can you ask someone out by saying, “i ship us” or is that weird
and then propose by saying, “let’s become canon”
#then die in each other’s arms saying “we are endgame”
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can you ask someone out by saying, “i ship us” or is that weird
and then propose by saying, “let’s become canon”
#then die in each other’s arms saying “we are endgame”
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LITERALLY SCREAMING
me too
THERE ARE TEARS. RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. HEY GUYS FAIR WARNING, DON’T DRINK ORANGE JUICE WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO UNLESS YOU’RE OKAY WITH CLEANING SALIVA AND LIQUID FRUIT OFF OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR.
i CNATN TFIUCKIGNG CBREATHE EJSU U
ACTUalLLY ChoKinG on my piZAZadfgcnvghhhjvcCfghghGhvjh
Headcanon Karkat voice
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After filming 2011’s Thor, director Kenneth Branagh noticed that the prop hammer -Mjolnir - had gone missing, distressing the famous director who had planned to keep it as a memento. Actor Tom Hiddleston, a longtime friend of Branagh’s, is reported to have taken the prop. He currently has no plans to return it, and is “not sorry.”
GOOD MAN
REAL LIFE PROBLEM CHILD
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That one time when Charlotte showed up at the ball and stole all the princes.
Omg…best post ever. Bless this post.
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Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.
My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:
a) my sister does not have a way with the written word
b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine
I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these
what is wrong with her
I don’t even understand what some of these mean
(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)
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